Rider Profiles

Jeremy Gill
Age41
Height1.80m
Weight73kg
Shoe size8 ½
Power76/100
Hair thickness2/100
Ego71/100
Fashion sense76/100
BikeCervelo
R3
The man who makes things happen; logistics, route, even finds spares when needed! Not a bad rider too, seems to have slimmed down this year and his 0.1% body fat should be good in the mountains!
www.enhanced.co.uk
Simon White
Age49
Height1.75m
Weight74kg
Shoe size8 ½
Power88/100
Hair thickness79/100
Ego92/100
Fashion sense70/100
BikeFocus Izalco
Team SL
Claims to be struggling with injury and pleased just to make the start. However, he’s rumoured to be doing well in training, usually strong on the climbs.
www.enhanced.co.uk
Warren Munson
Age41
Height1.72m
Weight78kg
Shoe size7
Power80/100
Hair thickness0/100
Ego73/100
Fashion sense80/100
BikeGiant TCR
Advanced 0
Accountant, triathlete, cyclist – there’s not much he can’t do! He looks to have gotten back into his best shape this year!
www.inspireaccountants.co.uk
Russ Hicks
Age43
Height1.69545m
Weight75kg
Shoe size8
Power88/100
Hair thickness55/100
Ego92/100
Fashion sense76/100
BikeTrek
Madone 5.9
Despite being the best bike handler, ‘the hobbit’ will definitely crash at least once on the trip. Let’s hope it’s not on the descent of the Tourmalet!
Been training all hours and will be one to watch, especially in the mountains!
www.thegauge.co.uk
David Webb
Age52
Height1.83m
Weight95kg
Shoe size11
Power100/100
Hair thickness65/100
Ego89/100
Fashion sense89/100
BikeSpecialized
Roubaix
The hard man of the team. Once broke his leg playing rugby and not only played on but had a few beers in the bar after before going to A&E!
Always strong, especially on the flat and sprints!
www.mm4law.co.uk
Andy Freeman
Age50
Height1.88m
Weight95kg
Shoe size12
Power95/100
Hair thickness71/100
Ego78/100
Fashion sense80/100
BikeCube HPC
Super Litening
New to the team this year, Andy is an ex-rugby team mate of Webbie’s. Yet to find out if he’s as tough as Webbie but did have a very fast time at the ride London. Definitely one to watch!

Mark Northey
Age40
Height1.78m
Weight80kg
Shoe size9
Power87/100
Hair thickness90/100
Ego78/100
Fashion sense80/100
BikeCustom
build
New to the team this year, bit of an unknown quantity but rumoured to have been spotted training this year on Mount Ventoux one of the most famous Tour de France mountain climbs! The rest of the team had to settle for Poole hill!
www.norco.co.uk
Pete Moore
Age57
Height1.80m
Weight84kg
Shoe size7
Power65/100
Hair thickness62/100
Ego79/100
Fashion sense40/100
BikeCervelo
S5
Fell in love with cycling on the roads of northern France during the 2012 ride. Probably the most improved rider and no longer just on the trip to entertain the team with his guitar in the evenings.

Mark Cribb
Age39
Height1.78m
Weight85kg
Shoe size10
Power81/100
Hair thickness60/100
Ego71/100
Fashion sense89/100
BikeSpecialized
Roubaix
Joined the team last year, all round strong rider especially skilled with the Garmin! Definite favourite to be dragged into a break away!
www.urbanreef.com

Some or all of the above facts have been completely made up.